tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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