Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i think i scared a bird with my dick
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?