Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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