Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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