HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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