weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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