I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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