Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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