u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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