I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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