You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Even my vagina gasped.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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