Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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