Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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