what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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