she woke up with a sticky ear
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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