HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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