Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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