This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update