just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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