Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
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dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Bring me that man meat
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