If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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