I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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