who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I touched a dick in church today
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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