Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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