Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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