By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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