it wasn't lemon gatorade
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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