My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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