Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face