fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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