Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He shit in the fireplace
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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