It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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