You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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