I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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