I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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