Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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