No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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