How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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