Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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