Duck Duck Cougar?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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