People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he shaved USA in his pubs
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I want to fling myself into the sun