his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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