your thong is hanging out like whoa
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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