she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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