Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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