I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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