Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Holy sore nipples Batman
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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