I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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She needs sedatives and a leash
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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