Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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