I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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